Diary

Christmas Humans are weird.  We now have an indoor sparkly tree and stuff all wrapped up.  The effort involved is colossal.  The preparation is mad.  I am sharing some email correspondence with you to show how insane things have become:…

Toy Audit This is a picture of me.  The humans have piled my toys onto me to see what  I'd do. Obviously I am sighing and rolling my eyes but I really can't be bothered to move. I'm too comfy. …

Mid Life Crisis Mum has been a bit of a handful this month.  I think she may be having some sort of mid-life crisis to be honest.  She really ought to be concentrating on me instead.   She knows perfectly well…

Dig, Diggedy, Dig This is me in a field.  I'm not really quite sure what came over me but it just felt right. And this is me back home - pooped.  

All Hoovered Out This is me after I have been helping Mum with the housework. I don't like the vacuum cleaner at all.  It sends me into a frenzy.  If I have a toy to chew it is just about…

Hotter than July This is a picture of me out and about. As you can see Mum has abandoned my muzzle because I am always on a long lead and we're usually on our own anyway.    I'm more of…

Helping Out Here is a video of me helping one of Mum's offspring with their dissertation.   I think I might be the difference between passing and failing if I'm honest.  Thank you, it's a pleasure. 2016 June helping I am…

Mum Ok, so it turns out that the taxi driver is actually the one in charge round here (well she seems to think she is anyway).  She is called Mum. Apparently - and goodness knows how - she was successfully…

First Contact Here is a picture of me meeting my new human in my new home. I am 3 years old and quite excited and a little bit overwhelmed but I am trying my best to stay friendly. I have…