Lunch Hour Offspring #3 is actually taking a lunch hour for a change because she is sending pictures of dogs for the other offspring to adopt. Mum has shown me the options. I would like to point out that I'm…
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 'Make the most of yourself….for that is all there is of you.' Ralph Waldo Emerson Slightly terrifying but thanks Waldo, I shall. I've actually made the most of New Year by barking at all the people…
Paul This is a picture of Paul, the Christmas Octopus. He arrived in the post today. I think the offspring are trying to cheer Mum up after my fracas the other day. It's very nearly working. She seems a bit…
Fairy Feet This is a picture of me investigating some more 'shrooms. If you look carefully you can see them trailing off into the wild woods, like a fairy footpath. (Maybe Mum's been on the 'shrooms herself eh?) …
Back This is a picture of me turning my back on everything. Mum is still in painting and decorating mode. She's now onto doors, frames and skirting boards. This seems to involve smelly paint, so I am making my feelings…
Defeat the Dino This is a picture of me with my dinosaur. Mum is off doing conference things so I've been left in charge of offspring #4. I am teaching her how to deal with a dinosaur, just in case…
Improvements This is a picture of me taking stock. Things are definitely getting worse. We don't have a kitchen at all now and we've lost a wall. And quite a bit of wall came away with the old tiles under…
Out of Sight, Out of Mind This is a picture of me helping out. Mum is building flower beds but I'm the only flower here at the moment. She has had to put extra fencing up because I can see…
Nice Mum has abandoned me and gone here. She has headed off with the offspring to watch some of the Women's World Cup footy in La France. I'm not entirely sure why I couldn't have gone along as well. Dogs…
Plumbing This is a picture of me looking stressed. The plumbers have arrived. They all have dogs themselves and are quite nice actually and I've had some treats too. I've also escaped into the outside world while they were bringing…
Machu Picchu Offspring #3 is here at the moment. Apparently there are llamas there too. I don't know what those are but I'm wondering if there is a possibility of me being interested in them. What do you reckon? I think…
Green Spaces This is a picture of me in Hodges Woods. Mum has been telling me all about the supposedly healing powers of being outside in green spaces. She heard it on Radio 4 so it must be correct. Being…