Happy Birthday Mum Thanks Saffron. Obviously Mum is not 9. Although she acts like it sometimes. I wasn’t remotely interested in wishing her Happy Birthday. In fact I was busy doing what, in my card, I had promised to. The…
“If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.” – Thomas Jefferson Declaring my Independence Well, I’ve never had enough chicken, Mr Jefferson, so I’m considering declaring my independence from Mum…
Don't ask Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist? Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy. Where do killer whales go to get their teeth straightened? The orca-dontist What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics.…
In the Upside Down OK, Mum has finally lost the plot completely. She was doing some of this stuff with the lovely Aiden. Barrell Rolls, Loop the loops, half Cuban Eights and a bit of cloud surfing. VnE – what’s…
Cocktails at Dawn Mum and offspring #2 have gone off to Singapore. Without me. I know! I should be getting used to this by now shouldn’t I? But still, it’s an absolute disgrace. Koh Samui Prior to this Mum…
CRP-5 What is this devilment? A CRP-5 includes all necessary functions for the commercial and airline transport pilot examinations. Circular slide rule side with clear durable cursor. For calculation and conversion of temperature, time, distance, volume, altitude, speed, weight, fuel,…
Bee Happy We all know how much Mum loves a bee. Here is one sitting on a flower that Mum has grown all by her clever little self. I’m not that fussed about bees, I’d rather have a chew stick…
I Say, Who’s in Charge Here? Mum has had another hare-brained idea and decided to go up in the sky in one of these contraptions, just to see what it’s like you know. Mind you, going for a flight…
Not Your Blanket Saffron! Mum foolishly got up from sunbathing to go and get a drink. Ha! You snooze, you lose. The blanket is all nicely laundered as well. It’s mine, all mine now. Very comfy, please and thank you.…
Siesta It is a glorious day and this is the best way to spend some time in the sun. Can you blame me? Mum has gone away (again) and left me. She is off having fun with her swim pals…
Are We There Yet? We went for a super long walk today. Mum has had to sort out the car insurance which always makes her cross. Why can’t they just give you the best offer in the first place without…
New Toy This is a picture of gorgeous me with my new toy. It is a dinosaur. I thought these had gone extinct very, very many years ago. Clearly not because Pets at Home are still selling them. Well, if…